It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. Stretch this kind of thing out over a long enough timeline and Autistics will become the human computers of the future.

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