Investment Opportunity (Score 2)

I am VC workman. I like idea you have. Please, you have beezeenice plan? No? No problem. I give you money. Only problem, I do not have too much time to do doodoodiligence. You tell me if ok, OK? Also, please, can color be changed to Blue? Mrs VC not like Yellow. PS. Person who mentioned business where "dog shit is purchased online"...is still possible to subscribe? Such opportunity fits our investment philosophy perfectly. I have young MBA name Chad from Tuck run it through our 'model'.