Why is that guy in the photo wearing women's glasses?

Yeah, you might as well get peer-pressured into killing yourself in some way or another.

My aunt who adds tomato sauce (ketchup) to everything would like to argue with your meat-sugar difficulty claim. ;)

What is Angluar?

Sometimes I need skin contact to work too!

At what point are we allowed to dig up graves?
After 100 years? 200 years?
There are some massive cemeteries near me on land that could be repurposed rather than wasted.

Oh sure, focus on the loss of wilderness rather than the energy and minerals that have been sourced!

Yawn. Another article?!
Move along. Nothing to see here.

Why'd they really do it? Beats me.

Anyone else want to fly on a cheap knockoff plane who's fuselage is 94% correct?

$75? I accidentally took my $10 eBay "Casio" A158W down to 35m and it was perfectly fine.

Oh good, the battery life is going to improve.
How about not having a battery in the first place?!

All anyone cares about: Which Android game does it come with?!
Please not another Flappy Bird with different textures. :(

How about just buying it and using it twice if you already had it?
Or do you have to cook every meal to a recipe in a weekly plan?

Battery life was the REASON I was buying a new phone.
I feel like they've become better recently, so now I don't need to replace my phone.