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Comment Nice (Score 5, Funny) 236

by dohzer on Thursday July 10, 2025 @04:03AM (#65509136) Attached to: Prime Day Loses Its Spark As Sales Nosedive 41%

That's tariffic news!

Comment FHR (Score 2) 69

by dohzer on Wednesday July 09, 2025 @09:43PM (#65508788) Attached to: Hugging Face Launches $299 Robot That Could Disrupt Entire Robotics Industry

Face-hugging robots? No thanks!

Comment Re:How about... (Score 1) 58

by dohzer on Monday July 07, 2025 @02:00AM (#65502326) Attached to: Chinese Film Foundation Plans to Use AI to 'Revitalize' 100 Classic Kung Fu Films

All of them, without exception.

Sounds like someone hasn't seen Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.

Comment Re:Really? (Score 1) 106

by dohzer on Monday July 07, 2025 @12:00AM (#65502212) Attached to: Simulation of Crashed Boeing 787 Put Focus on a Technical Flaw

You know what else often comes from a "scenario that prevents a jet from staying airborne"? Emergency landings! Not in this case though. But they are still part of the same set.

Comment How about... (Score 1) 58

by dohzer on Sunday July 06, 2025 @11:56PM (#65502196) Attached to: Chinese Film Foundation Plans to Use AI to 'Revitalize' 100 Classic Kung Fu Films

Why don't they use AI to 'Revitalize' 100 brand new kung fu films?

Comment Absolutely Useless (Score 1) 34

by dohzer on Saturday July 05, 2025 @03:49AM (#65498528) Attached to: You Can Now Rent a Flesh Computer Grown In a British Lab

Name one thing you would do to a flesh computer. You can't!

Comment Autonomous Switching (Score 3, Funny) 158

by dohzer on Wednesday July 02, 2025 @08:17AM (#65490808) Attached to: China Successfully Tests Hypersonic Aircraft, Maybe At Mach 12

by autonomously switching between rocket and ramjet propulsion mid-flight

That's nothing. My electric kettle autonomously switches from 'ON' to 'OFF' mid-boil!

Comment Give Us More (Score 4, Informative) 32

by dohzer on Tuesday July 01, 2025 @11:42PM (#65490396) Attached to: Google's Data Center Energy Use Doubled In 4 Years

More's Law

Comment Filthy Rich vs Just Filthy (Score 1) 54

by dohzer on Monday June 30, 2025 @11:37PM (#65487880) Attached to: Norwegian Lotto Mistakenly Told Thousands They Were Filthy Rich After Math Error

If I had to put my money on it, I'd bet they were filthy about it.

Comment No Problem. (Score 1) 21

by dohzer on Wednesday June 18, 2025 @08:41PM (#65459805) Attached to: Google's Frighteningly Good Veo 3 AI Videos To Be Integrated With YouTube Shorts

As long as they integrate it with YouTube Shorts (which I never use) and not the normal YouTube videos, that's fine by me.

Comment A Coin By Any Other Name... (Score 2) 60

by dohzer on Wednesday June 18, 2025 @02:47AM (#65457445) Attached to: Senate Passes Stablecoin Bill In Major Win For Crypto Industry

What edgy cryptocurrency name are they going to give it? I just can't wait for my salary to be paid in xXxDogeMcStableface2.0xXx.

Comment Volume (Score 1) 80

by dohzer on Wednesday June 11, 2025 @03:30AM (#65441819) Attached to: A Mathematician Calculated The Size of a Giant Meatball Made of Every Human

the resulting meatball would form a sphere just under 1 kilometer wide -- small enough to fit inside Central Park

Does Central Park (assuming NYC) have a "volume"? I looked it up and it's not 1km wide, but it's longer than 1km long, so how does this 2D rectangle to 3D sphere comparison work?

Comment My money's on... (Score 1) 26

by dohzer on Saturday June 07, 2025 @12:06AM (#65433437) Attached to: What To Expect From Apple's WWDC

My guess is some kind of new fee or tax for app developers.

Comment Re:IoT (Score 1) 66

by dohzer on Saturday June 07, 2025 @12:05AM (#65433433) Attached to: Volvo Debuts New IoT Seatbelt Design

But if it's not connected to the internet, how will they update the seatbelt's AI functionality?!

Comment Bye Bye Cheap Cars (Score 3, Insightful) 185

by dohzer on Tuesday June 03, 2025 @09:22PM (#65426019) Attached to: The Last 5-Speed Manual In the US Is Gone

it will end Nissan's ability to market a sub-$18,000 car.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that other factors are about to prevent them selling cars for that price in the US, so it doesn't really matter.

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