Welcome to Slashdot (Score -1, Redundant)

Ya know? What if _every_ day the quality of slashdot was reduced to this April 1 crap (current article excluded)? Maybe we should take a moment to be thankful for the fact that not _every_ story submitted makes it through the editors rather than constantly bashing them for "dupes" and "lame-ass stories" that are neither "news" nor "stuff that matters". Days like this make me realize what drivel I would otherwise be submitted to in the absence of some form of reasonably intelligent screening.