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Comment Re:Perl is faster than C, too. (Score 1) 502

(rolls eyes)

Interpreted languages, in general, are not faster than compiled languages. Period.

Lisp is not an interpreted language. Period. It is an interactive language. If an implementation decides to achieve this with an interpretor, that is possible. However, there are implementation for which all code is compiled. SBCL is such an implementation. I would include a snippet of the disassembly from SBCL but /code seems to think that posting such is using to many 'junk' characters.

Comment Re:Maybe I am just lucky.... (Score 3, Insightful) 688

Oh, man... another friend just got laid off today. She'd worked at a fish market. Most of their customers are restaurants so I guess that would be the food service industry? And it's not just my slacker friends: "Unemployment Hits 7.2%, a 16-Year High". If you don't see the invisible hand of the market bitch slapping people all over the world, you must be spending too much time clapping for Tinkerbell and drinking the Kool-Aid. No less a former member of the Ayn Rand Collective, Alan Greenspan himself, told the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform that "those of us who have looked to the self-interest of lending institutions to protect shareholdersâ(TM) equity, myself included, are in a state of shocked disbelief." [1] Seriously, when an Objectivist starts to doubt the all encompassing wisdom of greed and self-interest, you know something big has happened.

Comment Re:Recession? (Score 1) 688

Ah, the Tinkerbell school of economics. Perhaps if Obama gives a special address and asks everyone to clap if they believe in fairies.

Comment Re:Maybe I am just lucky.... (Score 5, Informative) 688

You've not seen people in your immediate area? Try reading something other than /. for your news. NPR reporter Ketzel Levine was doing a story about people losing their jobs and was let go from hers before she finished the piece. Anecdotal evidence not withstanding, do you think that all of the unemployment and foreclosure statistics are pure fabrication?

Where have you been looking? Do you know anyone works in retail? Or are all of your friends hot-shit coders with plenty of job security? I have friends who work in retail. Bloomberg.com has an article: "Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Macyâ(TM)s Inc. and Gap Inc. slashed earnings forecasts after the worst holiday- shopping season in 40 years squeezed retail profit margins." A friend of mine was a manager at the Gap and was recently let go. Shit does roll downhill, after all.

Comment Enterprise (Score 2, Interesting) 348

You know, I've been hearing that term, Enterprise, thrown about for a while now and I *still* don't know what it's supposed to mean. Maybe Wikipedia can help.

Enterprise software is software intended to solve an enterprise problem (rather than a departmental problem) and often written using an Enterprise Software Architecture

Off to a good start. So, what is an enterprise? Merriam Webster thinks that it is one of the following:

  1. a project or undertaking that is especially difficult, complicated, or risky
  2. readiness to engage in daring or difficult action : initiative
  3. a: a unit of economic organization or activity ; especially : a business organization b: a systematic purposeful activity

So, apparently, Enterprise Software can be software that helps one recite the alphabet backwards while drunk (difficult), pick random sex partners (risky), walk up to Mike Tyson to insult him (daring), or helps, for example, my little cousin run her lemonade stand (economic activity).

Comment Re:Python has "perfect syntax"? (Score 1) 311

(ignore-errors (with-open-file (in *python*) (loop for symbol = (read in nil) while symbol)))
  • NIL
  • #<SB-INT:SIMPLE-READER-ERROR {10026C2661}>

(ignore-errors (with-open-file (in *c++*) (loop for symbol = (read in nil) while symbol)))

  • NIL
  • #<SB-INT:SIMPLE-READER-ERROR {1002DDF151}>

Personally, I can't read a lick of any of this but Python doesn't look any more readable than C++ to me. If there's a serious argument against this, it would be that a child of five would be able to read any Python code. Send somebody to fetch a child of five.

Software

Cost-Conscious Companies Turn To Open Source 249

Martyr4BK writes "BusinessWeek has a slew of special reports today on open source software discussing the benefits for buyers who are cost conscious and open source being the silver lining for the economic slump. They even have a slideshow of 'OSS alternatives' like Linux, Apache, MySQL, Firefox, Xen, Pentaho, OpenOffice.org, Drupal, Alfresco, SugarCRM, and Asterisk. These are all good examples (we use a bunch of them already); what other open source software can I use to drop my company's IT costs, and maybe get a decent bonus for the year?"
Businesses

Recourse For Poor Customer Service? 593

eleventypie writes "I am in the Army and currently stationed in Afghanistan. Recently I found myself without a laptop so I decided to build a studio 17 from Dell. I designed/customized my laptop on 2008-09-17 and placed my order, which totaled approximately $1,700. The laptop was built and apparently shipped on 2008-09-28. Given my APO address, I know mail can sometimes take a little while to get here, though 7-10 days is normal. Dell said to give my laptop 6-8 business days and occasionally, it might take as much as 4-6 weeks. So on 2008-11-12 I sent another email to Dell informing them I still had not received my laptop. One person said to give it more time, while another person responded to my message telling me to send my address again and they would send me a replacement. So I sent my address immediately and never got a response. It is now the 30th of November and I still have no laptop and Dell seems to have quit responding to my emails. This is very frustrating being out $1,700 and not having a laptop to talk to my friends and family and do school work. Phone calls aren't easy so calling them is pretty much out of the question. Any advice on what I can or should do at this point to get the computer I ordered or get my money back?"

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