Comment Re:How about (Score 1) 381
This is my proposal (actually sent):
First, let me say that it is of highest gratitude that I am able to submit my proposal to you fine people. I have an Idea that will not only save many many puls and much time, but also help my fellow countrymen to rebuild my glorious empire. Here, where I live, we have no technology, not even running water. Why do you westerners need this? With good old fashion eyesight and trust in the Koran, much can be accomplished. That's why I propose you employ my fellow Al Qaeda comrades to be the screeners at your piloted missile terminals. My comrades will know instantly who is a member of the organization, thus securing your terminals all across your nation.
Not only will your terminals be under twenty-four hour supervision by my highly trained warriors, but they will have full control of your airlines. This will be beneficial to all parties involved. My comrades will even work for small amounts of C4, saving you untold amounts of puls!
It will be my honor to be your contact for future conversations.
Sincerely,
Osama Bin Laden
#2 Cave Rd.
Afghanistan
First, let me say that it is of highest gratitude that I am able to submit my proposal to you fine people. I have an Idea that will not only save many many puls and much time, but also help my fellow countrymen to rebuild my glorious empire. Here, where I live, we have no technology, not even running water. Why do you westerners need this? With good old fashion eyesight and trust in the Koran, much can be accomplished. That's why I propose you employ my fellow Al Qaeda comrades to be the screeners at your piloted missile terminals. My comrades will know instantly who is a member of the organization, thus securing your terminals all across your nation.
Not only will your terminals be under twenty-four hour supervision by my highly trained warriors, but they will have full control of your airlines. This will be beneficial to all parties involved. My comrades will even work for small amounts of C4, saving you untold amounts of puls!
It will be my honor to be your contact for future conversations.
Sincerely,
Osama Bin Laden
#2 Cave Rd.
Afghanistan
