If you hear "HEY HUMAN" then shout "MARCO?". If you hear "POLLO!" go find the source of the sound..
What on Earth do ghosts want with chicken? Don't they need rice too?
"China gained 36 million additional internet users last year meaning there are now over 440 million internet users in the country. English has long been the most widely used language on the internet but with Chinese Internet growth rising at the rate it is, it could be less than five years before Chinese becomes the dominant language on the internet."
It is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.