Gone are the days that I can sit at home and get paid for being at work. So youâ(TM)re telling me I have to go to work, to get paid for work⦠bs.

Well seasoned cast-iron or carbon steel is as slippery as teflon for eggs.

And with my additional day off I can spend more time of Facebook and TikTok, lurking and sharing stupid memes, because I have no hobbies⦠and my only true passion comes from work.

Lol, and my plan is working! The alphabet people combined with plastic softeners (see âoegay frogsâ) is working magic on the reproduction rates. Hail Satan

You do understand Google is one of the biggest lobbyists in Congress, right? There will be no lawsuits

You should tweet about that in Chinaâ¦. Oh they donâ(TM)t have Twitter in China? Huh, interesting. Facebook? Nope. Tank man or Poo Bear? Nope. Rampant racism in China? Yup. Currency manipulation? Yes. Espionage and ridiculous amounts of IP theft? Yeah plenty of that. Complete government control over news media? Y. They eat dog? Ehem⦠Yes. Fishing all of the oceans for literally all of the fish? Yeah. Unchecked spying on all of its people and capability to spy around the world with any tech produced in China? Yes. US is looking pretty good in comparison to China right now.

I heard this location will also be offering high definition rectal scans for a more personalized ad experience As an homage to the neighborhoodâ(TM)s Homo history

Pretty sure when you start tweeting guys shouting âoeWHITE POWERâ, you are in fact the boogeyman...

Because touch disease never maimed anyone, and iPhones aren't known to combust??

Battery fires are chemical fires, they don't require oxygen thus can't be extinguished in the typical sense. Maybe it was submerged in water... which would cool it to stop the reaction... but it would be blazing hot and smoking thick white smoke

When fighting at Mach 3 minute changes in vector can mean the difference between here and the next town over. No, gyros, and accelerometers are no replacement for gps when your target needs are within 10 sq feet

In an instance of war or a strategic hit precision guided bombing sequence requires gps. If there is no gps they will have to use laser guidance or some other less 'fire and forget' tracking method. Bomb makers knew this day was coming Guided-Bomb Makers Anticipate GPS Jammers http://www.defensenews.com/sto...