My favourite reply whenever a telecom company rings up and offer their services is "Sorry, I don't have a phone." The responses have ranged from laughing, apologizing and wishing me a pleasant afternoon to telling me off because I'M wasting THEIR time. I'm not sure what the strategy or psychology behind yelling at people to get a sale is, but it didn't work on me.

In the immortal words of James Alan Hetfield: Sad but true.

One has to wonder - what does Stepan Company do with all the cocaine they extract and how do I get a job there?

The war in Iraq IS the cover up for moon hoaxes, 9/11 plans and aliens crash landing.

Never leave the house without your tinfoil hat!