Sorry but what the fuck are you planning to do with 50,000 driver's license numbers?

At least, not on the desktop. Maybe the wording of "...on Android, iOS and the web..." makes it news, but I used this last year to dial in to an active conference call with 4 other people in the Hangout for a fantasy football draft (of which I picked the worst team possible). There is too much emphasis placed on VoIP being available "starting today"...when it already was. I also don't see any change from the design in the desktop/web version. If mobile versions are the big update, that should be the focus of the post.

They took a page out of Infinity's book on this one. Too bad it cost them billions in potential revenue.

Finally

Here I was thinking I time traveled to 1 April 2012. In other news, careface.

So hell to the yeah.

Unfortunately, when I try to explain to someone that they need to "encrypt" the e-mail they send me and "sign" it so I know it's from them (even though it's pretty obvious it is), they sound completely baffled. These are people working for our government to run our military operations (dunno about overseas though, haven't encountered them yet).

So I say "lock" it and for some odd reason this is a commonly used phrase for "click the blue lock next to the mail icon in Outlook".

They still don't sign them of course. There's not really a "pin a red ribbon" it phrase yet.

Two words: Resident Evil