Congress and the Bush Administration passed the 2006 PAEA law which forced the USPS to submit over $5 billion a year in trust fund payments. This trust fund serves the purpose of transferring federal deficit to the USPS and artificially lowering the government's accumulated debt. This is really a story about bad government policy and not about how technology is replacing the need for a post office.

You are misreading the chart

I think it is amusing there was a terminal in the direct path of the particle beam experiment. Obviously, some poor contractor normally sat there.... talk about a bad working environment!

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The difference between wealth and, say, sex is that you can never get enough wealth.

So... there is no difference.

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Pawsable deniability

What butter hero could you ask for?

You know what they call people who use the rhythm method?... Parents

Broadband over power lines has caused major interference issues for amateur radio which severely stunted the growth of this technology.

How about combining news and porn? Sounds like a winner to me.

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Would you typically expect a live cat to bounce??

Yeah like Bush was...oh wait...damn

You could also make the argument that they will try harder to save you as an organ donor. Dead tissue isn't very useful for transplantation.
...although...dead tissue does work great for medical school. For some of you it could be the first time a woman will your penis.