Calling sugar "toxic" is probably a plot to demean the word "toxic" and make tobacco less regulated.
+1 tinfoil hat award.
Adobe? Why Adobe? Don't they introduce more exploits to a Windows machine than even Microsoft?
AC probably only mentioned Adobe because of the prevalence of Flash... the end users certainly don't care that all the code Adobe writes is full of holes. If they did, they wouldn't keep using it. Obviously the risk is worth the reward of getting to watch youtube videos and play flash games...
Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.