Totally agree about Scorched. The Worms games didn't really appeal and while Pocket Tanks does capture the humour and style of Scorched to a large extent it's lacking in my favourite Scorched feature, namely customisable dialogs. Writing and seeing my own taunts, threats, complaints and death messages was what made Scorched so much fun for me back in the day.

Keep the level design, voice acting, gameplay mechanics and the wit and humour and serve it up with some toasty DirectX 10 visuals and some high poy models and we have ourselves a winnah!