Which progressive rock? Jethro Tull? The Moody Blues?

Brilliant!

I am the walrus?

I bet the compression is pretty good

Wow, I feel sorry for the poor bastards assigned to that department. Old farts complaining about their medical issues, all day every day

Some of the best beers I've ever brewed, or sampled from others, have come from fuck ups during the process. Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew!

Near as I can tell, it doesn't do the cleaning for you. That's always the most labor intensive part! Well, that and the drinking...

Sure it is. So long as you keep your temperatures consistent, use identical grain bills, identical mash times and processes etc.

Or you're the type of brewer that says "fuck it", because usually great beer comes out of the process, even if it's not identical to the last time you made that recipe.

It's a perfectly cromulent word

You can sort of have a start menu open in OS X, by leaving Finder open and pointed at "Applications" at all times.

Been to Houston, can confirm.

10/10, would comment again

I don't see what being a Lesbian has to do with anything.

GIS work. Specifically, rendering shitpiles of tiles. Also Eclipse, because, you know, Eclipse.

So they'd be like the SCO of the video game industry? That's actually a damned frightening thought.