Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (Score 1)

This is just yet another example of the "vast right wing conspiracy" that has this country by the bollocks. They don't want you downloading your porn at 4 Mbit because that would slow down their porn. They don't want you sending your spam at 4 Mbit because that would slow down their spam. How can *we* get decent network access when everyone else is listening to Dr. Laura on streaming audio? It's time we stood up for what's right, er, well, I mean left. Free broadband for all. Routed we stand. Subnetted we fall. Wooo wooao whoo hhoo WHAAAACoooOOOOOOOOO!!!! ...sniff...sniff... God bless us all. I mean, thank Gaia.