James Best was in The Dukes of Hazzard (the show, not the movie), not Smokey and the Bandit. I do agree that Smokey and the Bandit was a good movie though.

Get other people to use AI to make music for you and take 50% of the profits without having to do any work.

Yep. I believe something like 95% of the paved roads here in the state of Georgia are asphalt.

True, but your sources don't mention breakfast. In my experience, it's not a particularly popular morning drink.

It's not that social networks are a violation of NCAA rules but rather that the NCAA believes schools would detect violations of NCAA rules by monitoring them. For example, an athlete "tweets" (what an annoying word) that he received clothing from some pro recruiter, which is in violation of NCAA rules. Thus, the school would discover this sooner and be able to deal with it. The whole thing seems a bit ridiculous, but there it is.

It's not quite that bad here, but I've seen unicyclists juggling while riding to class, a middle-aged man riding a razor scooter with a dinosaur head mounted on the handle bars, people going down hills in wheeled trash cans, people walking around with 5 foot wooden swords for no apparent reason, etc. That said, I would guess that people walking around a campus square are probably not paying lots of attention to their surroundings since it's not that dangerous. Such places are typically pedestrian only and fairly secure, so being run over by a car/eaten by wild animals/attacked by terrorists isn't really a concern.

I use Smoots, you insensitive clod!

Wait. In my car I have three levers, and I sometimes use all three at once with only two feet, plus I have a steering wheel and gear lever. Therefore, I may sometimes be operating all 5 controls at once.

Yep, and if you're riding with clipless pedals and pedal toes-down (like I tend to do) then your saddle will be even higher. I can't touch the ground with both feet at once while sitting on the saddle of either my mountain bike or road bike.

I've seen DIPs used to hold papers to a bulletin board.

however, who knows what else this does.

I've had lemon meringue pie, which is lemon curd with a meringue topping all in some sort of crust, but what exactly is "lemon meringue"? Someone please enlighten me.