Operator: Hello Tip line

Caller: Yes I'm calling about the Darth Vader bank robbery

Operator: OK go ahead..

Caller: Yes the guy who did it lives in a galaxy far far away.

Operator: OK how does this help

Caller: Well it doesn't but I know he is on a large moon.. Wait that's no moon it's.. it's... massive......

Operator: Who is this?

Caller: It's Han {static}

Operator: I think we have a bad connection say again

Caller: It's Han {static} and I am near the deathstar located {static}

Operator: OK we have your location we are sending the authorities

Caller: OK can you hear me now?

Operator: Yes.

Caller: OK you will need to fly down the thermal exhaust port and fire a Photon Torpedo

Operator: um why?

Caller: Do you want to catch the guy or not {noise in the background} hold on. SHUT UP CHEWY

{Call cuts off}