I KNOW WHAT IT IS!! (Score 1)

I have some theories. #1. IT is a new voting machine that shocks the shit out of old farts when they screw up voting. #2. IT is a new keyboard that shocks the shit out of me when im browsing the web at work, when I should be working. #3. IT is the # of patents I will be filing for after reading all your cool ideas in this thread.