That would be awesome. I can imagine it now. Halfway through the final campaign speech, Rick Astley pops out and does his thing.

Fabricating a CPU is a lot harder than finding out the secret plans. This isn't KFC's secret herbs and spices or Coke's secret formula.

Great. "Ringtones" for cars. I'm not even a doomsday prepper, but I'll move to an underground bunker just to avoid a freeway of cars pumping out a mix of Pitbull, Justin Beiber and the bro-country flavor of the week

Congratulations, you understand Net Neutrality less that Ted Cruz and that's saying something.

Shouldn't the transaction to purchase a Bitcoin ATM be conducted in Bitcoin.

For a worthwhile comment to a news story on the Internet and that includes this comment

Exactly, why do think I'm putting all my assets into rhinestone studded jumpsuits?

You can't let them in here. They'll see everything. They'll see the big board.

It's all the cars that are dangerous

The guys who wrote the software at my previous job were masters of it. I don't know all their secrets, but some of their finest work included: single character named global variables that were reused indiscriminately, code in stored in a database that was then evaluated inline that did things like changing variable values and declaring functions and other fun stuff, 500+ line functions that tried to do a little of everything, and liberal use of copy and paste.

by using the search term "l33t".

If your foot is falling of the giant brake pedal and you are creeping into the intersection at idle and you can't do anything about it in the 5-10 seconds it takes to move forward enough to cause a dangerous situation, you don't need to have a driver license.

You aren't thinking enough like a conspiracy theorist. These are either a carefully crafted code to their Illuminati brothers or the colonels have been removed from the earth and alien doppelgangers have been put in their place.

See, it's all very obvious when you think it through.

Nope. The jokes stop when fools quit falling for high-end cables. You have the right to throw away money on platinum cables with insulation made from unicorn horn that have been bathed in the tears of angels to break them in and I have the right to laugh at you.

Look out, you're taunting soon to be angry teamsters. That's not a good recipe for continued health.