Give me back my TS1000, 2KB is plenty, 3.25MHz CPU. What more could you need?

My Nexus 7 fits in the inside pocket of most of my jackets, and it I can slip into my front jeans pocket, but I wouldn't climb stairs or take long strides with it there.

Well if you to work free of the bonds of the cubicle, I have the Macintosh Portable! (laptopish thingy)

Oh yah, TS1000 with the 16K ram pack and I'll throw in the big rubber band!

Hey! I can fire-up my Amiga 1000, 2000 and 4000!
Damm, I'm cutting edge again!

Depression could be genetic, but even if it isn't, with that list of current conditions and the potential ones I'd have severe anxiety and depression too.

Buy Nothing Day http://www.adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd

Much as I'd love to blame MS Windows, the OS on these boxen doesn't matter WRT an outside attack. It is the encryption of the LAN/MAN/WAN that matters, and that involves hardware, firmware, software and wetware. When they are handled properly these systems can be allmost untouchable. However ... all it takes is one wetware failure (britnynude.exe) and you can pooch the whole thing.