There are two ways that I can think of to prevent this. 1) Take a bike lock and wrap it around your server, chaining it closed and to everything nearby. They won't be able to root it easily, because the drive is locked in. 2) Go to the datacenter and pick up your server. Hide it in another companies racks, somewhere inconspicuous, and hope they don't follow any wires.

So every time I press the power button on a hackintosh I just broke the law? and what if you get caught? do they count how many times you've booted it up from the system logs and use those against you too?

Them making profits is pretty lethal, since they'll keep making tasers that kill people.

People usually realize names like "Joe" or "John Smith" are fake. Try for example Rob Steeves. It's subtle, no?