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Comment Nothing to do with radio interference (Score 1) 166

Whoa, lots of comments here from people who think the issue is one of radio interference. No. No, that's not been a worry for a very long time.

No, the issue is one of projectiles and idiot passengers.

Personally I don't want to die from:
(1) Having survived decceleration from 200 knots to 0, being hit in the back of the head by the tablet from row 30
(2) Smoke inhalation whilst waiting to get out of the plane, because the guys nearest the exit are trying to figure out which of the smashed up tablets and phones on the floor is theirs.

I'd rather they kept the ban.

Comment My dinner is burning! (Score 1) 686

Thanks to the TPS here in Blighty I don't get many. But I did have one double glazing company who kept calling nevertheless. Phone calls stopped after the following call.

"Hello this is xxx double glazing are you interested..."

"Yes I am, I need to do the ground floor windows and doors and might do the upstairs at the same time if the price is right"

"Ahh, really, well can we arrange to send one of our representatives round, perhaps on..."

At this point I lied and interrupted with
"Oh, bother, my soup has boiled over on the stove, can you hold the line for a minute?"

I put the phone on its side, went back to reading my book and every time I heard someone say "Are you there?" I replied with a "Yes, won't be a minute!" from a distance while I carried on reading. After leaving them on hold for 5 minutes they hung up and never called again. :-)

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