With the right keystrokes in Quark, an alien will walk onto the screen and blast the selected object out of existence. Try it enough times and much larger and more impressive alien will appear!

Buy the print book, convert to ebook yourself (but don't read it), send the eBook to the publisher along with $25, and ask them if it's OK to read it now.

Meh. Call me when someone writes an operating system in XSL.