Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 (Score 0, Offtopic)

Well, I can tell you why #1 was rejected. Amazon didn't register the domain. People have been registering domains and pointing them to Amazon searches under their affiliate ID long before 9/11. This is hardly new and hardly worthy of Slashdot.

Also, #3 has most likely been submitted by many others already and as for #2...
<Triumph> I'm sorry, the correct answer is "Who gives a shit?" </Triumph>

Now, if the Swingline site would just start working again so I can order a goddamn red stapler, I'd be happy.