I was a Jehovah's Witness for the first 30-odd years of my life, and neither me nor the many hundreds of other Jehovah's Witnesses that I knew would have ever been offended by the mention of birthdays in a test. Why are they being over-sensitive in retarded ways?
First Amendment rights are taken away from people who use it to endanger others' lives...ie. yelling "fire" in a theatre, and hate speech. Why should a person's right to bear arms not be taken away when it's shown that they are endangering others' lives by using that right recklessly?
Umm...you think you'll be able to use your LCD TV with this to get a 3D image? Your TV will also have to be a new 3D model, there are a few of them for sale now I believe. Then the type of glasses you use (shutters vs. polarised) will depend on the TV you bought.
And all of this means that NOBODY will support it. There is no way that the cable company, or iTunes will show you a movie for free because you purchased a copy from Best Buy or something and registered the key when you brought it home.