Describing his own death was a master stroke.

But a lot faster than the average car's cruise speed on water, though.

If you're interested, here's the beginning of what appears to be the wording of the poll question in English. This is from a PDF on the Ipsos website, which unfortunately truncates the question. No idea how it was rendered in other languages, sorry:

Q. A part of the Internet known as the "Dark Net" is only accessible via special web browsers that allow you to surf the web anonymously. Journalists, human rights activists, dissidents and whistleblowers can use these services to rally against repression, exercise their fundamental rights to free expression and shed light upon corruption. At the same time, hackers, illegal marketplaces (eg. selling weapons and narcotic ...

But they'll run even faster if they think there's a bomb.

I routinely skip versions when doing Fedora upgrades. In fact, I just recently upgraded five systems from Fed 21 directly to Fed 23 without any real issues.

Yeah, occasionally, when there are major changes, like when systemd (peace be upon it) was introduced, this might not work, but I've gotten through quite a few version skips just fine.

Fixed: https://bugs.kde.org/show_bug....

Four legs good, two legs bad! Er, I mean, better!

Admit it, you were probably going to do that anyway, Great Leader or no.

Why would you even bother to infect dull core processors? It's not like you could do anything interesting with them.

Well, yeah, one of their partner firms is Youshock: http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?..., "The Thorough Way To Shock."

One of the two police officers who dangled him over the balcony confessed to it in court, so as far as mere testimony goes, that's pretty good.

Also people like to forget she basically won the California Gubernatorial race...

They probably forget this because it's not true. Did you confuse her with Meg Whitman? In any case, both of them lost pretty badly, despite pouring mountains of their own money into their races.

Just $300 million? So, he handled restocking the Pentagon with toilet paper or something?

That's 10^13 kg, of course.

So, it's heavier than a duck - in fact, since ducks average only a little over a kilogram, and the worldwide population of ducks is likely only on the order of a billion or so, it's heavier than all the ducks in the world put together.

On the other hand, its density implies it would float.

Hmm, I'd recommend burning it, just to be on the safe side. Perhaps the Sun can see to that.

U.S. law used to require "copyright formalities" of this sort (more or less - the details are a little complicated), up until it "implemented" the Berne Convention in 1989. Even though that was over 25 years ago, memories of this obviously still persist.