Comment Re:iPhone vs Android flamewar (Score -1, Troll) 601
Android rhymes with Hemorrhoid.
You fanboi of product that sound like rectal condition...
Comment Re:Alternate theory: (Score 1) 421
Anyone with less than half a brain would have not bought Zynga or Facebook in the first place...
Comment Re:What about CRTs vs LCDs? (Score 1) 661
Who makes decisions like this, and the re: the laptop resolutions?
Sales, Marketing and Bean Counting Derptards.
Comment Re:Why? (Score 1) 403
"Confession: I'm a Windows/PC user. Win XP works fine for me. I use it at work. I use it a home. I can run pretty much anything I want on it. It's stable and mostly trouble free for me."
Comment Team Romney (Score 1) 115
reverse engineer the Obama campaign's strategy.
Do not say and do stupid shite? Do not have a questionable and shady financial background?
Don't be a dumb-arse Republicantard?
Comment Re:You know what it is (Score 1) 179
You mean Bullwankium. AKA the stuff the drops out the backside of a politician or upper management type or MBA.
Comment Re:I'll bet it has writing on it that says (Score 5, Funny) 396
You mean "Made in China"...
Comment Re:Final Version? (Score 1) 133
I'm waiting for Firefox 42.0 -- that should be here, what, next spring give the proclivity to versionNumber++ so often...
Comment Re:And the motorcycles .... (Score 1) 474
Motorcycles aren't about narcissism, they're about freedom.
Bullcrap. Harleytards are about posing. No more, no less.
Comment Re:Come on Slashdot, seriously? (Score 1) 1223
The word you are looking for to refer to Romney and his ilk is "Republicantard".
You can also refer to him as Romneytard (just like Bushtard before him).
Comment Re:Whatever happened to, "It just works?" (Score 1) 334
So what happened?
Steve Jobs is no longer with us.
He wouldn't have let the fuster cluck that is maps in iOS 6 happen.
Nor would he have let the pile of shite that is the new iOS app store app happen.
Comment Re:Please help us (Score -1, Flamebait) 304
Is this your friend's real name?
No. His real name is Mark Douchebag-Berg.
Do you really like this friend?
Only after he bought out my company for $1 billion (give or take a few hundred million).
Has this friend ever sent you any revealing pictures?
Vegas. 'nuff said.
How much do you think this friend spends on entertainment? clothes? shoes? online services?
More than most small countries.
Please estimate the odds that this so-called friend might be a terrorist?
He's a completely different kind of Evil. Greater than any boogeyman (aka 'terrorist') 'threat'.
If you had to describe this friend to Facebook and the DHS, which of the following descriptions would you use: creative? avant-garde? obedient? disruptive?
Money grubbing, privacy invading Semite.
Comment Re:Nope (Score 1) 342
There will always be lemmings willing to pay for shiny bragging rights.
Same reason you see all the Audis, BMWs, Mercedes and other over-priced automaboobles all over the place...
Comment Re:I'm going for an S3 (Score 1) 470
I'm going for an S3
Good luck getting the Gay Pink Candy version of Android 5.0 for it next year...