So... it's basically useless on any flickphone. Wow, how dangerous, all I need to do is turn my phone off.

They type DDoS as DDOS, they don't understand the concept of grey-hat hacking. They've claimed they've been testing servers with attacks, with no downtime or proof. I can already see this will be the worst DDoS attack ever.

But that's only for national security and stopping terrorism! And in no way whatsoever in any universe could the NSA be lying, right? Right?