In my experience, "log on" never meant turning logging on. Would that be like "party on"?

I say authentication when I mean authentication and authorization when I mean authorization.

But I get paid by the character.

You must be new here.

The so-called "Sligh Deck" by Paul Sligh and Jay Schneider in the late-90s disproves your point. That deck came from folks that were frustrated by the complex and expensive decks they were running up against, so they built a cheaper, faster deck to compete with. It dominated the magic scene for years.

Already exists:

http://support.google.com/images/answer/1325808/

You're doing it wrong.

"the poor fellow who walks away with the greatest number of letters, proud of his extensive correspondence, has not heard from himself this long while."

Reminds me of someone who has 500 facebook friends but is depressed and lonely.