They should donate a couple of hours a month to curing a disease.

Houston, all systems are go for the launch to planet 1-800-ASK-GARY.

Roll out IPv6. Anybody that cares enough about having a large address should buck-up and run their own DNS. Problem solved.

Isn't this old news? I remember when you could buy a Phenom II X3 and unlock the fourth core.

Don't set your ipod on it!

I think you'd get alcohol poisoning half-way through the drinking game.

We have a network of about 30 machines and our naming convention follows as SVR-###, USR-###, and INS-InstrumentType. (Server, User workstation, and Instrument) Machine information is put into the description so that it only needs to be changed on the server.

What would happen if they just spent all the money before anybody could get their hands on it? Especially if they spent it all on a ball pit, for disabled children. What would the music industry do then?!

I had tons of European customers always buying computer hardware. This was in Orlando, FL and they would go on vacation with their families and buy up everything because it was half the price it was in Europe.

I really thought this was going to be an idle article.