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Journal Journal: Bling Secret

An actual secret boardroom conversation from Cupertino, explaining why Apple wouldn't deny the allegations of dither-fixing in their laptop color claims so quickly, because they don't want the allegations to go away.
PR FLAK: Steve, we've got to do something to get the press off our tail over this stockdating mess...my Smart Mailboxes are getting stupid from all the inflow...
STEVE: Don't worry,

Comment Re:Editorial Request (Please Read on June 28th) (Score 1) 515

I'm sitting with the guy with the 3 furry tails on this one, and I'd be considered a mac fanboy by most. The MacBook is a kickass laptop, Tiger's the best OS on the planet, Nike is the greatest slave labor machine on earth, the 13-month life span of the iPod is exactly measured to the ancient Mayan number representing supreme enlightenment; the tinny noise you hear coming out of iPod-heads on the subway is just like the smell of napalm in the morning; and I can't wait for that stock-dating spreadsheet app to come out with Leopard.

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