Well, but brown though.

So all this time, that was the Internet in your pocket? Here I thought you were just happy to see me.

Only because an effing canal was added between. Lame. One continent, -5 points for Gryffindor.

Now I have to change all of my passwords. Thanks.

Isn't "not being able to run fast enough" usually the root cause of anyone being beaten to death?

You had a tenured, research-oriented physics prof too then, eh? ;-)

Right, sorry. I did mean to specify doctorates in English literature. ;)

Nope, paying workers a fair wage is capitalist. Paying unskilled workers as though they held doctorates is communist. :)

Yes. Right after they launch copyrightinfringementdepot.google.com and downloadfreeshit.yahoo.com, and limit those sites to only linking anonymously-posted torrent files.

She can't be too unwilling if she's still there, having been oiled up & then duct taped down. Think about it ;-)