Terrorism (Score 0, Redundant)

We must be vigilant of the Galatic Axis of Evil that contains most of the stars of Ursa Major and Minor. Remember, animals like bears like caves, so do terrorists, and terrorists like nothing more than to destroy entire galaxies. Sources say that the origin of the attack was the Veil Nebula due to its fundamentalists views. Orion denies involvement, but The Milky Way Intelligence Agency, MWIA, believes that he had to help due to his extensive beard.