Journal cyranoVR's Journal: Lowest Humor (er...that is...some useful Health News!) 4
BOB: what up homeskillet
CVR: watchin samurai jack
BOB: is that a euphemism for something?
CVR: funny you should ask
BOB: hee hee
CVR: bahahahahahahahahahahaha
CVR: finally: justification for the cable modem expense
BOB: scuse me, i've got to go...
BOB: lower my cancer risk
CVR: BAAHAHAHA
BOB: hahahahaha
CVR: this is the sort of article you post up at the office
BOB: definitely
CVR: anonymously of course
BOB: i'm going to ask if the health plan covers subscriptions to "Big 'uns"
BOB: "but it's preventive medicine!!!"
CVR: In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.
CVR: FIVE TIMES A WEEK
BOB: that means no break on the weekends.
BOB: hahahaha
CVR: i wonder what happens at 5 times a day?
BOB: there's only one way to find out
CVR: uhhhhhhh eerm hmmm
CVR: in completely unrelated news, the stock price of Vaseline(TM) manufacturer Chesebrough-Pond surged up 1000%
BOB: what is "ownage?"
CVR: click the link
CVR: ownage: to own someone
BOB: sounds french
CVR: everything sounds french to you
BOB: well lah di dah mista frenchman
CVR: ???
BOB: What is, "Moe's answer to 'they're in the garage'"
CVR: heh
CVR: dammit xmen is a rerun again
CVR: well time for bed anyway
BOB: I don't think it really counts as "going crazy" with your celebrations unless you grab your crotch and yell "suck it, frenchy"
CVR: heh
CVR: that's a good one
CVR: I've yelled "yeah bitch" at people before
CVR: as in
CVR: "yeeeuhhhh-ah BITCH!"
CVR: fortunately the ref didn't here
CVR: *hear
BOB: and there is always the "spanky spank"
CVR: heh
CVR: the bull dance
CVR: ever see happy gilmore
BOB: no
CVR: OH MAN
CVR: you have to see that movie
CVR: it is on freakin' TBS every other week
BOB: that's great but from now on i'm only watching movies that contribute to the health of my prostate.
CVR: heh
BOB: i just can't afford to wind up like bob dole
CVR: Hee hee hee
CVR: What so yer aiming for bill clinton
CVR: whoops..."aiming" - wrong choice of words
BOB: see, bob dole got prostate cancer because bob dole got hurt in the war, and lost the use of his right arm. nuff said.
BOB: so bob dole doesn't get the tingly feeling down in bob dole's weiner no more.
CVR: Hmmm actually a good point
CVR: ewwww
BOB: bwahahahahaaaaa
CVR: hmm liddy couldn't lend a hand I guess
BOB: the women they mean well but it's just something they'll never properly understand. if you want something done right...
CVR: hmmmmm
BOB: do it yerself
CVR: D'OH
BOB: dude, you got the hard drive from staples?
CVR: i am going back to get the 120 gb tomorrow
BOB: isn't that kind of like subscribing to AOL?
CVR: why?
CVR: wha wha WHAAAAA?
CVR: it's cheep
CVR: MrsVR has a "frequent shopper" card there
CVR: she acccounts for like 2% of their gross sales
BOB: how come?
CVR: she buys everything there for work
BOB: i wonder if they sell men's health implements
CVR: hmmm
CVR: note to self: when visiting bob's office, stay FAR away from the photocopier
BOB: lol
BOB: and the houseplants
CVR: ewwwwWWWWW
BOB: bwahahahahahaaaa
BOB: "pardon me, but may I have a couple of those donuts?"
BOB: that's disgusting
CVR: BAHAHAHAHAHAH
CVR: my sides hurt
BOB has left the conversation
BOB has joined the conversation
BOB: freakin a
CVR: what
BOB: our power just went out
CVR: whoops
BOB: fucking connecticut is like a third world country sometimes
CVR: you're telling me
BOB: that applies to the social structure to some degree as well.
BOB: walled off elites and their illegal immigrant servants
BOB: i was reading the bit about itsok's laptop. reminded me of a colleague who was working overseas and got laid off.
CVR: ???
CVR: what happend?
BOB: his revenge was to drop his laptop into one of those unpadded airborne express plastic bags, and ship it back to the home office in new york.
CVR: "LOL"
BOB: needless to say, it arrived in less than usable condition.
CVR: well on that note i have to go
BOB: what was that link again? i lost it when the power crapped out.
CVR: just go to google news and type prostate
BOB: ok
BOB: hmm ages 20-50
BOB: that means only 23 more years of self-love, then the die is cast.
CVR: plus all those teen years were for naught
BOB: good god, you're right
CVR: that donuts comment was gross
CVR: yuck yuck
CVR: gnite
BOB: yeah the donuts comment grossed me out too after i thought about it
BOB: "speak first, think later"
CVR: it was still funny though
BOB: good night, and may your prostate be forever healthy
What's worse? (Score:1)
Re:What's worse? (Score:2)
However, regarding the hairy palms issue I'm kinda on the fence.
Just posted that story in my Journal... (Score:2)
Another Cartoon Network addict, I see...