cyranoVR's Journal: I love my gay dog

Remember that funneral scene in Heathers where the father sobs "I love my gay son!" ? Anyway...

Last night MrsVR took our pet sheltie to visit his new "girlfriend." The purpose of the visit was to make puppies but apparently our doggie is retarded sexually...All he did was follow her around sniffing her butt (yes, she was in "heat" whatever that means) but couldn't seem to make it to "phase 2." MrsVR tried to "help" him along eeeeewwwwwwwww but the bitch growled and snapped at him, forcing him off and scaring the crap out of him gee, sounds like an average night in the VR bedroom.

Any self-respecting mutt would have gone hog-crazy at a chance like this, but ours is either a 'tard or gay, or both. It probably doesn't help that his only prior experience (aside from going to town on our bed covers) is being dominated by aggressive dogs down at the dog run.

My idea is to get a little doggie 'ho to "show him the ropes." Anybody know the number of a doggie bordello in the NYC area?

Hmm

[AntiFreeze]

Dunno. I have seen lots of advertised numbers with BITCH in them, try calling one.

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the bitch said no.

[memfree]

When the bitch says no, she means NO. Don't blame your dog for wanting to avoid a blood bath.

He expressed his intrest, but couldn't change her judgement. Another dog may have been able to get her to reconsider, but that obviously didn't happen in this case. Some bitches are more picky than others, and if she is threatening violence, and he can't (or doesn't know how to) convince her that he'd make a good mate, then he's better off remaining intact than risking a fight.

Disclaimer: I've never wanted to increase the dog population so, I'm not speaking from personal experience, but I've raised several dogs, and read many books on their behavior. I saw this happen with a friend's yellow lab many years ago. I think they succeeded on a second or third introduction, but the bitch would have nothing to do with the unfamiliar dog on first meeting.

It is also possible that the extra, unfamiliar humans made the situation worse instead of better.

HE IS NOT GAY!!!

[MrsVR]

Look, he spent the entire time "tasting" his girlfriend and ignoring the big male golden retriever, so if anything his heterosexuality is now confirmed. It just wasn't time yet in the bitch's cycle. I talked to a couple of vets today and they said not until she stops bleeding.

But it was definitely good to socialize the two dogs and ascertain they get along with each other. SO quit calling him gay!

She was bleeding?????

[cyranoVR]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Re:She was bleeding?????

[gmhowell]

Hey, your little puppy earned his red wings. You must be a proud poppa.

Re:She was bleeding?????

[cyranoVR]

This is not the way I wanted to start my morning. UGH!

Re:HE IS NOT GAY!!!

[gmhowell]

Of course he isn't gay. I believe the proper term for your dog is 'bisexual'.

If this is his first time as a stud, it may take some time for him to do his business. Also, having ringside seats isn't terribly helpful. Imagine the performance pressure. I think the normal stud thing is three-four sessions a day or two apart.

And sometimes, the dogs just don't care for each other. It happens.

I would see if the bitch is using those sanitary napkins. Throw one in CVR's underwear drawer. Your dog will play with him all the time!