Efforts to enhance STEM education have been to the detriment of basic civics instruction. And while college freshmen still can't do math, now they don't know how government works either. This of course is the goal - we need subjects not citizens. No surprise that Musk the autocrat lover is in on this.

ODE TO AN OOSIK

Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again, take a second look -- then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
and the eyes have a shy secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!

"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
"Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!

(Anonymous)

Flame in haste, repent at leisure.

The widespread innumeracy among biomedical scientists is what allowed me to survive in grad school. With a basic knowledge of statistics you can make a small fortune (in grad school terms) crunching other people's data and making pretty charts and graphs. Not that I'm any kind of super math genius, but in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.