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Comment DOWN WITH THE COtGiS (Cult of the Geeks in Space) (Score 1) 68

Everyone open up your favorite mp3 player and read this weeks iD3 tag. Genre: CULT ! This is indeed the sign of the coming of Satan. But we will not succumb to the evil that is COtGiS. No! We Will fight. My fellow Linuxians we must ban together and fight this evil radio broadcast. We must all clear our minds of this unspeakable evil and DDOS SLASHDOT, THE SYNC and anything that links to it or mentions it! YES! I call you all to do this as sign that COtGiS or anything like it will be not tolerated, and must be destroyed! If you have heard the voice of Satan through the GiS you must report to one of the many sterilization camps in your town or city. And it is also your duty to yell very loundly and make funny faces at anyone you suspect has listened to the COtGiS so that they will be forced into hiding, crippling the spread of COtGiS. This is only this first step in riding ourselves of the evil that is COtGiS. After this is done we must NUKE THE MOON. This is where our governments believed COtGiS is hiding before they were turned into a pack of fat cows with the bodies of humans. COtGiS' current broadcast "NUKE THE MOON" confirms it. Satan is taunting us. Daring us to try it. But this time we will! We are calling on all you 3ll3t h4X0rz to h4X0r in to any known nuclear silo and launch all available nukes at the dark side of the moon. We believe that the leaders of COtGiS are extremely sensitive to light (hence the delay in their invasion of earth) so even if the nukes do not hit their secret moon base they will die of exposure to light. With this done we must then execute their evil minions already on earth. We once again call on our 3ll3t h4X0rz to h4x0r into Micro$oft computers everywhere and destroy all data. Once this is done we must train any animal within 1mile to hunt COtGiS members and drag them to a nearby sterilization camp. Once all traces of COtGiS are destroyed we can then get back to downloading pr0n and h4X0riNg each other. If you do not comply to the above you will be yelled and made funny faces at, then hunted by wild animals and forced to watch Barney until your higher level brain function melt into putty. All participants will be rewarded with info to a secret project code named "alladvantage" in which you can make money for doing nothing. really. Now go destroy some C0tGiS! uhh, sorry guys. my pet monkey some how cracked my password and typed all of the above. maybe i should stop using 123 as a password. cyberia200o.

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