No way in hell you went from middle class to the 1% No. Way. In. Hell. I can only assume you, like most Americans, have your own definition of middle class, attaching moral values to it, rather than a defined income level.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are talking about an dual income home. In 2003, $67,348 was the median household income for a household with two income earners.
in 2009, $343,927 was the minimum annual income to be considered in the 1%.
So you're telling me you increased your income by 5!? How many years of trading did this take?