Unconstitutional (Score -1, Troll)

This is not authorized by the Constitution. "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." In other words the right to regulate chip counterfeiting belongs to your local State government, until you expand the Constitution with an amendment. Also, I enjoy receiving anal pleasure in truck stop bathrooms; you could say I have a wide stance.