Getting spam with someone's address in the From: header is hardly evidence they were hacked. As for not using Uverse's email service, why would you even consider an NSP-provided mailbox in the first place ?
Most people never plug headphones into a phone. Those who do will simply keep our egos in our pants and just use the faking adapter. Attach it to one's existing headphones and boom now they're lightning.
You forgot to bitch about it dropping the floppy and optical drives as well as the copper Ethernet.
It's in the hardware. Just not accessible. Given that FM radio has for years been limited to country, religious, jazz, and top-40 content I don't miss it.
My RZR flip phone had no accessible radio function.
Your recovery time is thus limited by their available bandwidth.
Anything I care about I back up to CrashPlan. Easy to manage and very offsite.
rsync gives you a point in time. Which may wipe a version of the file you want. If you're going to use rsync, at least use rsnapshot.