Comment Can you blame them? (Score 1) 10
All of a sudden, I feel like Neo with my lips melting together in front of a grinning Agent Smith.
Comment Re:Al Gore (Score 1) 88
How cereal are you?
Comment Software v. People (Score 1) 185
We can put people in prison for hate crimes, but what does one do when it is in AI's hands? Do we place the suspicious software in a FreeBSD jail?
Comment Is this really news? (Score 1) 159
Who here can put his hand up and say he hasn't waited in line to pick up the latest card?
Comment Re:paywalled link (Score 1) 6
Short answer is yes. Longer answer is that we can all work together and rewrite the summary to make it funny since we can't actually read the article. Here, I'll start.
The past 12 months were billed as the year when a flood of new entrants would force streaming services to wage an all-out war for subscribers. Instead, incumbents and rookies alike feasted on a base of shut-in customers eager for more things to watch.
should now read
The past 12 months were paywalled as the year when a flood of new entrails would force steaming Ferengi to wage an all-out war for self-sealing stem bolts. Instead, incumbents and rooskies alike were elected on a base of normie customers eager for more things to gripe about.
Hey, it's still a more coherent string of words than Miss Mash can put together!
Comment Hydrogen (Score 4, Insightful) 135
Dumb question, but where does the hydrogen come from?
Comment Re:"help the company retain users"... (Score 1) 19
(((assimilate)))
Comment Re:Vanity Is A Bitch (Score 2) 33
Princess Vespa would like to have a word with you.
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