The past 12 months were billed as the year when a flood of new entrants would force streaming services to wage an all-out war for subscribers. Instead, incumbents and rookies alike feasted on a base of shut-in customers eager for more things to watch.
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The past 12 months were paywalled as the year when a flood of new entrails would force steaming Ferengi to wage an all-out war for self-sealing stem bolts. Instead, incumbents and rooskies alike were elected on a base of normie customers eager for more things to gripe about.
Hey, it's still a more coherent string of words than Miss Mash can put together!
"Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing." -- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian