Tell them you believe Facebook is just a fad that will go away any time now. Then offer them your MySpace credentials.

I think the entire Fallout needs a new patch to reflect this updated information.

You could use Roam Mobility which is designed for cheap US pay-as-you go (6 cents per megabyte).

Virtual desktops may be "almost" as fast as the real thing, but native performance is still native performance...

I usually have to spend some time on Tom's Hardware: http://www.tomshardware.com/ That allows me to work out what I want, then I do a price comparison to find out what I can afford. It's a nuisance, and most computers nowadays don't come with a decent graphics card, so if you're a gamer, that takes even longer to research.

Still, they could send it to you, but have an EULA that prohibits you from opening the package without first agreeing not to resell it. At which point you either sell it (unopened), open it only for your own use, or throw it out.