I, for one, welcome our...

Oh, Hell no! You're welcome to take the reins for a week or two but not her.

Exactly how many logistics can it transport?

Why did I have to perform a search on Yahoo! to figure out dogpile was? Just kidding, nobody uses Yahoo! for a search engine.

You forgot "Never put salt in your eyes."

Trolling are an art.

You're almost funny! I believe the GP is differentiating between beef cows and dairy cows.

Besides, they really hate when you do that!

Go home, Dad, you're drunk.

Violent Jay, is that you?

"Oh please. Visual basic. Intercal. Assembly language / raw machine code. Cobol. Pascal. Awk !"

Nearly 20 years after the class I still cringe thinking about it.

"...to rescue idiots like you trapped in their mom's basement."

I've only known a couple of firefighters, but I seriously wouldn't want one of them to find me in their mom's basement!

I was hoping for the obligatory XKCD but this is the best I could do. http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2012/01/04/the-system-552-antisocial-networking/

He was caught with a molecule, everything's bigger in Texas.

I was never trolled that bad but back in Napster's early days I downloaded Spiderman numerous times under different names. I never understood how making people think you have all the latest movies to share would increase the size of your e-peen.