I agree interially with your argument, beside's how can I install Firefox without a default browser? Also I personnally like WMP but wish it came packaged with codecs like VLC is. Also I'm not sure if anyone noticed but Mac's come packed with a media player and web browser, I'm not sure what the big deal is here? Not to mention most Linux distro's come packed with loads of software out the box!

Say they "smell funny!" and point at places saying "whats that?" :-)

You forgot about the DRM software that makes it difficult to watch the movie you just bought and payed for.