Oh, the OP knows that. That's part of the charm.

I'll admit that the Dell cases have gotten better than they were 2 or 3 years ago, but "screw-less" isn't entirely accurate. Adding or replacing 5.25 drives, floppy drives, power supplies, main boards, and some other components (front usb boards, as an example) still require the use of a handy screwdriver. The only thing the Dell cases have really done is made it easier to open and replace pci cards and sometimes hard drives depending on which particular footprint and case you're dealing with. Overall the added non-benefit of making the cases themselves more fragile seems to not be worth it, imho.

I was missing out on streaming wii.

Clam slam is going into my personal dictionary now. Thanks for that.

No, what they need is an automatic transmissions and to be kept away from manual transmissions. Unless it's a rental, then they need the rental insurance; and possibly a video camera mounted somewhere for shits and giggles.

They can't win this one. If they add what amounts to a minor virus scan to the start of any patch installation, you force the user to wait X+Y minutes and interrupting their work (or play, or whatever); If they don't, the end user only has to wait X minutes, but with a minor potential for a BSOD. I pity the person that does a fresh install and downloads all eleventy billion patches that require reboots in between.

Had the users done their own regular and updated virus scanning, this likely wouldn't have been an issue.

The Xbox is a device. XBL, App Store are both services.

90 day mandatory password changes are a bitch, though. :|

So in a nutshell, those are "our" words, and we can shun or penalize anyone else that uses them?

Does that dolphin dispense candy?

You hope not if you're at bat, but that's why they wear cups.

Or Jager.

According to the TOS: "You will not transfer your account to anyone without first getting our written permission." So yeah, if you get FB to jot something down.