My teacher used to say that. I'd always ask him how many report cards I'd need to buy a car.

+1, unny

What happened to Falcons 2-8?

Pah! Trespasser was doing that back in 90's. Call me when there's a real revolution.

I don't think it was called anything before it was discovered, actually.

Adults who willingly make a choice to use certain things constantly at harm to themselves are not society's burden.
We don't ban McDonald's because some folks don't eat anything else and hurt themselves in doing so.

Pirates aren't engaging in cyberwar. While I wouldn't think for a minute that the copyright cartels would pass up sticking their noses in this, it's not the main issue here.

I've found you can sort of recreate the experience by using Google to search directly for unprotected index pages or by sitesearching uploading sites like Mediafire and Rapidshare for key words. ...granted, you're liable to find much worse than what you were trying to search for.

An MMORPG where I can't cheat is already a ruined experience by me.

I'm not sure if this is a particularly clever troll or just a grammar nazi in training, but the GP was using "past" correctly as an adverb, not a verb.

Beautiful poem.

It's rare to find real art like this in a comment form.

Quit breathing and stealing all that oxygen, you malicious bastard!
We'll run out!

"All three say they are flush with cash, enough to upgrade and expand their broadband networks on their own."

I don't know what their real reasoning is, but you can be assured that it is not because they want to be responsible and expand with their own money.

The problem with allowing the general public to make content for a game is that you get content the general public makes. If you really want to play in Penisworld, be my guest, but as for me, I prefer content with coherent design beyond the capabilities of Joe Nobody.

My 2-year-old niece has yet to be frightened by anything in Finding Nemo over the 20+ times she's watched it.
Perhaps your kids are just pussies?