> A federal court today spanked two telemarketers...

I'd have sentenced them to a term of no less than four years in a federal spank-me-on-the-ass prison.

They were obviously instructed to produce documentation that accurately reflects their software. So that would be latter...

"Microsoft recommends using the Microsoft Internet Explorer web browser to enhance your Internet experience. Windows has detected that Internet Explorer is not yet installed. Would you like to download and install Internet Explorer now?"
[ OK ]

I used to do that too, but it makes your coffee go cold real quick - old platters make remarkably good heat sinks. OK for cold drinks though!

You mean something like this?

Never buy anything based on new technology today - there'll always be a better, faster and cheaper option tomorrow.