Don't waste your time reading the article. Barely any of the butterflies can shoot lasers from their eyes.

I had May 7th. Where do I claim my prize?

I love this quote, and this is a great time to use it. If I had mod points right now, this would be the first time I'd have ever modded up an AC.

Looks like the old saying is true. You reap what you sow.

Maybe now that the people of China only have M$ as a search giant to choose from, people will flee and the regime will collapse so democracy can win again!

"You get the max (sentance) for the minimum at TJ Maxx!"

I think it's "Live Each Day as if it Were Your Last", not "Live Each Day as if You Will Lose Both Your Arms in a Horrible Accident Tomorrow".