Comment Mutations? (Score 1) 189
Don't waste your time reading the article. Barely any of the butterflies can shoot lasers from their eyes.
Comment Re:May 7th (Score 1) 352
I had May 7th. Where do I claim my prize?
Comment Re:No Impartial Book Reviews (Score 1, Informative) 104
I love this quote, and this is a great time to use it. If I had mod points right now, this would be the first time I'd have ever modded up an AC.
Comment Oblig. (Score 2, Funny) 185
Looks like the old saying is true. You reap what you sow.
Comment A Good Thing? (Score 4, Funny) 249
Maybe now that the people of China only have M$ as a search giant to choose from, people will flee and the regime will collapse so democracy can win again!
Comment TJ Maxx Slogan (Score 1) 94
"You get the max (sentance) for the minimum at TJ Maxx!"
Comment Re:Yeah, it's about the money (Score 1) 112
What if today, through some horrible mishap, I lost both of my arms?
I think it's "Live Each Day as if it Were Your Last", not "Live Each Day as if You Will Lose Both Your Arms in a Horrible Accident Tomorrow".
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