Watch the movie "My Cousin Vinnie" for an explanation.
Posts like this make me wish
Any lawyer can outrun a male grizzly bear in the middle of mating season.
I didn't know lawyers had a mating season! I guess I always assumed they were created in liquid-filled vats somewhere in Canada...
Also... what do the lawyers do when the catch up to the bear?
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.